Everybody’s Doin’ It…But My Results Scare Me

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kristie!

1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Kristie.
2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Kristie.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Kristie.
4. Kristie is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
5. There are six towns named Kristie in the United States.
6. If you put a drop of liquor on Kristie, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Kristie.
8. Kristie is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Kristie!
10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kristie!

Try it for yourself: The Mechanical Contrivium: Random Trivia Generator